wet fart
A crude or comedic Jamaican Patois term used to describe a messy accident involving poop and farting, usually referring to when someone tries to pass gas but accidentally defecates a bit — in other words, a "wet fart" or "shart" in English slang. Note: It’s a vulgar or joke term, usually used in playful or embarrassing situations, not in formal settings.
Patois: Caca faat! Yu really wear dat yestideh?
English: Hot damn! Did you really wear that yesterday?
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